Bagel Scooping Picking Contest- FUNNY - PV $5000 prize
Watch two strapping young men give it their all in a bagel battle. Which tough guy can eviscerate their bagel first? Who can make their bagel suffer the least in pursuit of that ultimate prize?
Their reputations are on the line. Who will emerge the victor as Bagel Eviscerator Supreme?
It’s Apple Picker vs Doughboy. Who dominates at the end?
In the opening moments, we are treated to a rare look at our combatants in peacetime. Doughboy, our dominant personality, already oozing confidence from all his pores. On the left, we have Apple Picker, mild mannered and deceptively calm. Can this Rangers jersey clad fellow upset the overly arrogant Doughboy? Only their bagels can tell.
The dulcet toned announcer counts down to scooping time. 3…2…1… GO! And they’re off! Apple Picker employs the slow but steady “Picking” method, preferring to keep the base of the bagel on the plate, ensuring a flat and secure platform on which to pick. He places the picked pieces on the plate, keeping his competition area clean. Doughboy starts out with the “Picking” method, but later chooses the less stable “Scoop and Hold” strategy, where he double scoops the bagel with both hands, with little regard to the safety of the bagel. The danger of this strategy is evident when Doughboy begins to double scoop his second half and the momentum of his scooping nearly drives both bagel halves and plates off the table, which might have resulted in immediate disqualification!
Yet, with an amazing save and a flourish — Doughboy dominates and wins this Bagel Battle.
Too bad we know these impressive specimens will be going hungry after this match.
Poor Apple Picker — a devastating defeat and a scooped bagel.
Watch two strapping young men give it their all in a bagel battle. Which tough guy can eviscerate their bagel first? Who can make their bagel suffer the least in pursuit of that ultimate prize?
Their reputations are on the line. Who will emerge the victor as Bagel Eviscerator Supreme?
It’s Apple Picker vs Doughboy. Who dominates at the end?
In the opening moments, we are treated to a rare look at our combatants in peacetime. Doughboy, our dominant personality, already oozing confidence from all his pores. On the left, we have Apple Picker, mild mannered and deceptively calm. Can this Rangers jersey clad fellow upset the overly arrogant Doughboy? Only their bagels can tell.
The dulcet toned announcer counts down to scooping time. 3…2…1… GO! And they’re off! Apple Picker employs the slow but steady “Picking” method, preferring to keep the base of the bagel on the plate, ensuring a flat and secure platform on which to pick. He places the picked pieces on the plate, keeping his competition area clean. Doughboy starts out with the “Picking” method, but later chooses the less stable “Scoop and Hold” strategy, where he double scoops the bagel with both hands, with little regard to the safety of the bagel. The danger of this strategy is evident when Doughboy begins to double scoop his second half and the momentum of his scooping nearly drives both bagel halves and plates off the table, which might have resulted in immediate disqualification!
Yet, with an amazing save and a flourish — Doughboy dominates and wins this Bagel Battle.
Too bad we know these impressive specimens will be going hungry after this match.
Poor Apple Picker — a devastating defeat and a scooped bagel.
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